…in 4 minutes.
Aaah, there are some classics in there. Good value.

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Freddy Kruger will be returning to the big screen yet again courtesy of Michael Bay, but this time Jackie Earle Haley (Rorshach in last year’s Watchmen) will be replacing Robert Englund as Edward Scissorhands’ slightly misunderstood older brother.
Here’s the trailer:

Dare I suggest this looks like it could be alright?
I’ll probably watch it regardless. [...]

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Sophie Monk’s nipples are fantastic talents, and it’s great that they’re getting some well-deserved publicity. Her ginormous cans also merit recognition for their solid supporting roles. I’ve had imaginary sex with considerably more attractive girls, and real sex with considerably less attractive anima girls, but I’d be willing to raise my standards out of [...]

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All the world needs right now is another bank going bust, so cheers to yankee brainiac Dalton Chiscolm for chasing down America’s biggest financial institution for the princely sum of “1,784 billion, trillion dollars“. According to judge Denny Chin, “He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in [...]

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The Telegraph has very kindly compiled a “Top 20″ list of bizarre postings on Craigslist, and it contains a few humdingers. It goes without saying that a fair number of them are probably just pisstakes, but I think we can just let them slide through for comedy’s sake.
These are my personal favourites:
3) Seeking adult [...]

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This is awesome². Or at least perhaps (smoking hot) x (boobalicious³). Marissa Miller cleans up her act for photographer Deborah Anderson’s new coffee table book Room 23 and Kelly Brook kits off for Ralph Lauren in GQ. Because as every true fashionista knows, the best way to sell high-end couture is with pictures of [...]

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Roman Polanski, who has lived as a fugitive from the US justice system for over 30 years, has been arrested by Swiss police as he arrived to attend the Zurich Film Festival. He faces possible extradition to the US where he will likely stand trial – again – for having “unlawful sexual intercourse” at Jack [...]

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Well, that should get some attention.
Megan Fox’s latest movie Jennifer’s Body (penned by Juno’s Oscar-winning scribe Diablo Cody) might have tanked at the US box office, but this lovely little scene of her macking on co-star Amanda Seyfried is worth a few repeat watches. Particularly seeing as we already know that Megan has a certain [...]

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Jesus, this is some fucked up shit right about here. Mackenzie Phillips, otherwise best known (at a push) for playing the precocious youngster Carol in George Lucas’s American Graffiti (a 1950’s Dazed and Confused – check it out!), will now forever best be known as that chick who boned her dad, John Phillips from 60’s [...]

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