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Entries from September 2008

RocknRolla; Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

September 8th, 2008 ·

RocknRolla

If you liked Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, loved Snatch and are gagging for more of the same, you’ll probably get a kick or two out of this movie. Personally, I wouldn’t waste my time. There’s nothing new about RocknRolla at all. Guy Ritchie is painting by numbers, once again dredging up and dusting [...]

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Tags: movies

Thanks for the laughs, Percy!

September 4th, 2008 ·

Glorious! As much as you hate him, you’ve got to rate him.
I’m particularly fond of Dickie Muir’s “The Donald” look. Very sexy, Dickie!
I had a good laugh at this over lunch - look at Victor Matfield grabbing Ricky Janarie. He’s beside himself with excitement! He’s never seen anything so adorable!
Well done on a solid [...]

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Tags: sport

Sarah Palin’s closet

September 2nd, 2008 ·

In a half-assed bid to woo undecided Clintonites, John McCain has selected Alaskan governor, anti-abortionist and gun-lovin’ Sarah Palin to be his running-mate for the upcoming POTUS election. And should McCain go on to win, Palin will once again be the runner-up in a major political contest.
The Miss America Organization is pleased to announce that [...]

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