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Entries from August 2008

Dubbya: caption this!

August 11th, 2008 · Comments

Aaah, it’s good to be the king. I’m not even sure that a caption is necessary.
Vintage.

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RIP Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes

August 11th, 2008 · Comments

Double-header this weekend: Charlie’s Angels 2’s Bosley (left) and South Park’s Chef(right) kicked it on Saturday and Sunday respectively, Mac from pneumonia (having previously been diagnosed with sarcoidosis, a disease that affects the immune system) and Hayes from a suspected heart attack.
Coincidently, both co-star in the upcoming movie Soul Men, which I’d never [...]

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Tonight….God is a DJ

August 9th, 2008 · Comments

Man, these guys know how to party. Did someone spike their sacramental wine with speed? Or are they just high on the Holy Spirit? Lucky bastards. I asked my weed guy the other night if he could get his hands on some sweet Holy Spirit, but no luck. Apparently there’s a serious drought at the [...]

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Too soon?

August 8th, 2008 · Comments

Aw, come on! Everyone knows that funny is a function of tragedy and time. And the closer you cut the time, the funnier the joke.
This is funny.
Thanks R Cyrus.

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Mr T does NOT hate gays

August 8th, 2008 · Comments

Bill O’Reilly gives Mr T an opportunity to set the record straight about his banned Snickers commercial.
BA definitely cleared things up for me. I like the way he presents his defence – a good a mix of logic, reasoning, agro and anecdotal analogy. As he says, the speed walker in question shouldn’t take the [...]

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Lily Allen airs the boys

August 8th, 2008 · Comments

Lily Allen lets her boob flop out for the paps. Again.
Click on the pic for the nsfw version. Nothing spectacular, but as good a nip slip as you’ll get. Unless you’re Tara Reid.

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Joanna Krupa…again

August 7th, 2008 · Comments

Fine, it hasn’t been that long since I last stuck up some Krupa pics, but I just found these mildly nsfw ones from a German Maxim spread. And let’s face it: she’s hot.
I do like her. She makes my penis grin.

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Paris for President

August 7th, 2008 · Comments

After getting indirectly dissed by John McCain in one of his campaign commercials, Paris has hit back with a pitch of her own.
Fine, Paris is a total airhead, but it’s quite scary how much political influence she wields. This whole thing isn’t doing McCain any favours – and the Hiltons are Republicans! So if [...]

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Miley Cyrus confuses me

August 5th, 2008 · Comments

Photos “hacked” from Miley Cyrus’ cellphone continue to surface and create all sorts of issues for my pants and, if rumour is correct, there are some even naughtier shower pics waiting to be released.
Does this really seem to you like a 15-year-old who’s sworn off sex until marriage? I’m skeptical.
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Mary-Kate Olsen killed Heath?

August 5th, 2008 · Comments

Well, it’s a stretch, but if she was the bugger who naughtily slipped Heath the bottle of OxyContin that potentially contributed to his prescription cocktail overdose, then she should rightly feel very, very bad for herself. So bad, in fact, that she’s demanding immunity from prosecution in exchange for her cooperation with the federal investigation [...]

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