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Entries from August 2008

A short hiatus

August 20th, 2008 · Comments

I’m off for a whistle-stop 10-day visit to the US East Coast, and it’s unlikely there’ll be much posting before 1 September (unless latent contributor smg decides to grace us all with his wit). I know you’ll be alright without me.
Take care, keep it real and see you on the flipside.
Ciao.
Salami

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Tags: miscellaneous

Olympic tart

August 19th, 2008 · Comments

Sure, Swedish crossbow, um, shooter Sara Boberg is a fresh-faced, pure-hearted cutie-pie. Until she spreads them for the camera, that is. There’s been a lot of blog focus on Olympic hotties since the games kicked off, but so far no-one’s slutted it up with more style than Sara. It doesn’t hurt that she’s fit [...]

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw · sport

Some wonderful music news!

August 18th, 2008 · Comments

Oh joy!
Hardcore fans of 30 Seconds to Mars aren’t the only ones who want more of the band’s music. Virgin Records has sued the group for $30 million, saying it has failed to deliver.
Virgin Records sued the band and front man Jared Leto in Los Angeles on Friday, claiming they refused to deliver three albums [...]

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Tags: music

V Festival 2008

August 18th, 2008 · Comments

Got back home this morning after an epic V Festival in Essex, had a shower and went straight to work. Thankfully it was a quiet one today, because my body and brain are still ravaged from the weekend’s excesses. I’ve got supernova heartburn and some gorgeous bruises all over my body thanks to an impromptu [...]

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Tags: music

German Olympic fluff

August 15th, 2008 · Comments

The best part about the Games are the Olympchicks. Like Germany’s Katharina Sholz (field hockey), Nicole Reinhardt (kayak), Petra Niemann (sailing) and Romy Tarangul (judo), who all got fresh (i.e. nsfw) for Deutsche Playboy.
So is there any quality muff at all in Team South Africa? Other than the obvious, of course. Mmmm. Gorgeous.

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw · sport

eBay revenge

August 15th, 2008 · Comments

This is something worth checking out – an Aussie bird has put the dirty undies and condom wrapper that betrayed her sneaky husband’s affair up for auction on eBay. If you’re interested in the item specifics, here we go:
Weirdness: Really Weird, unique, unusual
Condition: Used – BUT ONLY ONCE
Subject Area: Adult, immature
Year: Knowing him, under 20 [...]

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Tags: miscellaneous

Olympic idiot

August 13th, 2008 · Comments

Other way round, moron. Jeeeeez.

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Tags: sport

Angelina Jolie talks pussy

August 13th, 2008 · Comments

In the past few weeks there’s been some low-level buzz (i.e. probably lies) that Ang will be following in the footsteps of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry by slipping into Catwoman’s skin-tight rubbers for the next Batman movie. Personally, I think it’s a grand idea – ever since the old Billy Bob Thornton “vials [...]

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Tags: Uncategorized · celeb gossip · movies

Hef’s new squeeze

August 13th, 2008 · Comments

Meet Ukrainian hottie Dasha Astafieva, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2007…and the latest object of Hef’s affections. So much so that it’s causing a ruckus amongst Hef’s three current girlfriends, Holly, Bridget and Kendra. I’m not surprised. Frankly, if I’d been poking around with his idiot blonde posse for as long as he [...]

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Tags: celeb gossip · hot beeatches · nsfw

Spiderman hooks up sweet KZN pad

August 11th, 2008 · Comments

Well, the spelling’s a bit off (should be “Rabobi’s”, I think), but you get the picture. Spiderman is crashing in Berea these days. He must have fallen on hard times if he’s hitting the Durbs scene. Shame. What next, a condo in East London?
Thanks to Kev for the photo.

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