Not exactly new if you live in the UK, but for the benefit of those less fortunate here’s Heinz’s Deli Mayo commercial that was pulled from the telly a month or so ago after pea-brained, inbred parents complained that they objected to having to explain homosexuality to their young kids.
The salami’s proposition: if you [...]

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Oh, well – there go the ratings. And my lunch.
17-year-old Chloe Marshall is making history this weekend as she becomes the first ever size 16 girl to take part in the Miss England final. (more)
Some retards folk think that a move like this is progressive. Well, those people should all be invited to a [...]

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Ooooooooooooh.
Bring it on.

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Turboskank Sienna Miller sluts it up with married sort-of-actor Balthazar Getty in Italy.
In case you were wondering, Balthazar played Ralph in 1990’s Lord Of The Flies and is the great-grandson of tycoon J. Paul Getty. Which qualifies him to administer manual mammograms.

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The “blunkin”, courtesy of Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (your parents and girlfriend will love this film!):
The act of receiving fellatio while sitting on the toilet.
Apparently the term’s been around for years already.
My week is officially now made.

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Prior to opening in the US at midnight on Thursday, Warner’s Bros The Dark Knight was being billed as the most hyped movie in history. That’s a lot to live up to. Pre-release reviews, however, were almost unanimous in their praise of Christopher Nolan’s second Batman movie, indicating perhaps that the hype is entirely justified.
If [...]

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Carrie Bradshaw has finally buckled under public pressure and has gotten herself some reconstructive facial surgery. Good. She also had her trademark chin-mole removed. Better.
The rumour mill went into overdrive when she attended a baseball game at Yankee Stadium with Sheryl Crow on Tuesday, seemingly without her disgusting melanoma. Sheryl Crow was reportedly seriously [...]

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Seems like Gisele is trying to give our Marisa a run for her money. Her cheeks are so hot they’ve burnt two delicious wounds in her pants. I wonder where she keeps her wallet and car keys?
Click here for more of Gisele in one of her hottest shoots in a long time.

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Turbo-paced, gravity-defying, sanguine-splattered and morally ambivalent: this is “Wanted” in a nut-shell. The film marks Angelina Jolie’s returns to the action mould as heavily-tatted assassin Fox who is charged with rescuing nobody Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy making his timely Hollywood blockbuster debut) from a miserable existence and inducting him into the folds of the Fraternity, [...]

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…is what Prince Phillip motorboats during the fortnightly royal coupling, according to Xfm.
So now you know.
UPDATE: Apparently Queenie is actually only a 36B. Oh, well.

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