People are totally lame. They’re just way too fucking sensitive. Mr T’s latest Snickers ad, the second in the “Get Some Nuts” series, has been pulled from telly in the UK after Americans complained that it promoted homophobia and gay-bashing.
The commercial, which premiered in the UK on July 13, was made by Abbott Mead Vickers [...]

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Here’s a happy Jerry Springer couple if ever I heard one:
Ness City, Kansas - A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.
Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A [...]

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Here’s the trailer for Harry Potter’s latest adventure. Looks dull. I’ve never minded the odd Harry Potter flick, but they really need to get a better baddie. Honestly. Voldemort’s about as scary as a glass of breakfast punch. And not even the half-finished glass of breakfast punch that’s presently plotting my excruciating demise from across [...]

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Internationally celebrated greasemonger Cristiano Ronaldo taps this. Or he used to tap this. Or maybe he still does. Who cares - seeing as I’m unlikely to get a chance to have a crack at her in person, so long as I stick to Ronaldo-less pictures of model Nereida Gallardo and her magnificent cans, I’ll be [...]

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This may or may not be Tugg Speedman’s latest sleeper hit and a winner of 2 European Apex awards. It may or may not also be a load of viral bullshit aimed at punting Tropic Thunder.
Trailer coming soon.

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Joanna looking quite reasonable as always. Something for you to think about during your mid-morning Friday workwank.
Safe for work, but still awesome.

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Well, it’s a good thing Wino hasn’t just spent 8 days in hospital and doesn’t suffer from emphysema. Oh, wait. Scratch. I guess the living dead is just miserable because her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has just been sentenced to 2 years in the clink for assaulting a pub-landlord and attempting to pervert the course of [...]

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Dear Lord, I should have worn my rubber undies today! This is one of the funniest news bits I’ve read in a long time. And, once again, it comes courtesy of New Zealand, the country which boasts the highest rate of laughing stock per capita in the world.
Wellington - A New Zealand judge has slammed [...]

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She may not have been the oldest Golden Girl in real life, but she’s the first to check out.

Estelle Getty, who played meddling mother Sophia on “The Golden Girls,” died Tuesday morning. She was 84.
Getty, who suffered from advanced dementia, died around 5:30 a.m. Tuesday at her Hollywood Boulevard home, said her son, Carl Gettleman [...]

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Oooh, scandal!
“Batman” star Christian Bale has denied allegations of assault made by his mother and sister, hours after he was arrested, questioned by London police and released.
The actor spent four hours at a police station Tuesday, but was not charged. British media had reported that Bale’s mother, Jenny, and sister Sharon complained he had assaulted [...]

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