I’ve said it before, but I feel considerably more justified saying it again: I liked Ang Lee’s Hulk. It was a well-made, mature and refreshing take on an otherwise rather repetitive genre. And it was reasonably successful too, raking in close on $300 million worldwide, which is nothing to scoff at. But [...]

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I’m bleeding from my eyeballs this morning thanks to an unexpectedly heavy night last night, so I’m going to keep this short. Real short.
See more of Kelly Carlson (above) over here. She keeps it pretty clean, but she’s a little belter.
You may have played the Crimson Room and the Viridian Room before, but have [...]

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We finally got internet back last night after it mysteriously cut out sometime during Monday afternoon. Turns out we missed a payment. But we’re back up and running, and I can finally publish this post. Goody.
I thought I’d chat music for a bit. More specifically, I’d like to talk Coldplay and I’d like to [...]

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Finally. This is the story I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Sure, it’s unfortunate for the individuals concerned, but I’m looking at the bigger picture here. I’m looking at the cancer, not the symptom. Because let’s face it: we’ve always known what SACS is really about.

The principal of SACS Junior School would not talk [...]

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Right now, in a ramshackle caravan office nestled deep in an overgrown parking lot in Kempton Park, Leon Schuster is nervously chewing on a styrofoam cup of Ricoffy as warm, bubbling poop trickles down the insides of his judrons. Because somewhere on the other side of the world, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood [...]

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Senator Barack Obama this morning became the first black presidential nominee in American history, hours after his defeated rival Senator Hillary Clinton floated the proposal that she be his vice-presidential running mate. (more)
Great. Now we all can get back to ignoring US politics again.

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Yeah, sadly this isn’t the cracking premise of a sci-fi frat movie, but a story that’s actually cracked Larry King and is getting Trekkies across the cybernet all super boned-up. Some dude caught ET perving through his window. 8 feet above the ground! Fuck, I’ve been doing tantric lunges in my room for almost a [...]

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Maddox, aka The Second Best Page In The Universe, is back with more delicious vitriol. This time he’s angry about puns and Dave Matthews. And seeing as I’m not feeling particularly creative or even vaguely miffed this morning, Maddox will have to do.

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There is a lot about this video that is almost as awesome as Rivers Cuomo’s moustache. See how many YouTube stars you can spot – Tay Zonday, the Numa Numa guy, the Evolution of Dance dude, Star Wars guy, Chris Crocker (”Leave Britney alone!!”), Miss Teen South Carolina (she loves South Africa), Kevin Federline (although [...]

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