She’s hardly one of the hottest chicks around, but you can’t fault Lily Allen for putting herself out there. She does look like a barrel of fat fun – a boy’s girl, I reckon – and that makes the notion of docking in her loading bay not such an unpleasant proposition.
The rather extensive [...]

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Appearing soon at a cinema near you: Jean-Claude Van Damme is…Jean Claude Van Damme. Sure, you think it’s a joke. Hahaha. It’s so funny that JCVD (as he’s calling himself these days) is premiering, um, himself at Cannes this year.
It’s almost sad that the Universal Soldier is jumping on the lame-ass Hasselhoff bandwagon – you [...]

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Yes, the hottest chick in the world (according to FHM) and the most amazing visual effect in the whole bloody Transformers movie has mercifully decided to show us her boobs. WWTDD has all the snaps from some movie called Jennifer’s Body. Thank you, Jennifer.
This story gets the nsfw stamp of approval. Huzzah! Nothing better [...]

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Shame.

Mick Hucknall says that ‘ginger’ jibes are as bad as racism. (more)
Really? Well, Mr Hucknall, I can say what ever the fuck I want about carrot-tops because some of my best friends happen to be GPs. Hell, even Splattermail’s resident non-contributing whatsit smg is a Duracell. And I’m not sold by your lame-ass argument, Mr [...]

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Right. Managed to catch Speed Racer and In Bruges this week, and thought I’d share my opinions with you. So here we go.
Let’s get one thing straight from the outset: Speed Racer is a kids’ movie. In their first return to directorial duty since 2003’s The Matrix Revolutions, the ever profound (*cough* bullshit) Wachowski brothers [...]

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He had a couple of good albums and has managed to get his mojo on with loads of hot chicks, including Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Victoria’s Secret model Minka Kelly and, recently, Jennifer Aniston. I always pegged him as a total loser and couldn’t work out how he managed to convince girls like these to [...]

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I’ve deliberately dodged the Jozef Fritzl hot potato for fear of accidentally making an overly insensitive comment on a story that’s probably worse than most of the jokes that can be made about it. Either that or I just haven’t heard a good one yet. But that’s not really the focus of this post.
Whether it’s [...]

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Yes, it has been almost a week since my last post. Yes, I realise this sloppiness is becoming all too frequent. My silence over the past few days has been largely due to the fact that we’ve just come off a long weekend (nothing like last week’s South African national vacation, but good nevertheless) and [...]

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As if we didn’t all secretly know that already. Carrie Fisher came clean in a recent interview about certain off-screen antics with Harrison Ford during the shooting of the first Star Wars movie:

I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d [...]

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