Great top, Naomi. Great top. That’s great comedy.
By now we’ve all heard about Naomi’s little pre-flight outburst when one of her bags went missing. Well, British Airways have now banned her for life. Fantastic.
But the story doesn’t end there. What we didn’t hear about initially was Ms Campbells’ Melgibsion admonition of one of the [...]

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This has the potential to be awesome.

Monty Python legend John Cleese is to offer his services as a speechwriter to Barack Obama if he wins the Democratic nomination to become US president, he told a British newspaper out on Tuesday.
The British comedian, who lives in California, told the Western Daily Press regional paper that his [...]

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Alright, the heading may be slightly sensational, but it’s not far from the truth.
A 25-year-old woman has today pled not-guilty to the murder of her father and sister, who were active members of the Church of Scientology.
The woman today pled not-guilty to their murders at the New South Wales Supreme Court, following their stabbings [...]

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Dita Von Teese, the burlesque, um, sensation who used to be married to Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years (or was it Paul?) has been hiding a naughty little secret in her leather closet. She likes to let pretty girls stick “foreign objects” into her precious parts. On camera. Impressive.
Explicit clips of the [...]

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I got done today by my idiot flatmate, although he did it after midday so technically he’s the fuckwit, not me. What follows is our gmail chat conversation between approximately 12h02 and 12h30 when I was balls deep in some rather tricky and annoyingly urgent due diligence.
But first let’s set some context: the clocks went [...]

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