Sort of. I’m not sure how many of you realise this, but did you know that Tuesday, 29 April 2008 bore witness to what is being hailed as the launch of the most lucrative opening week in entertainment history – the arrival of Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto IV for the PS3 and the XBox? Commentators [...]

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Any guesses where 50 Cent will be staying during his South African visit? Yip – Midrand.
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Hahaha. If you didn’t get it first time round, don’t worry: the term “average intelligence” requires that about half of all people in the world are below the mark, so there’s a 50% probability that you’re just stupid. But that’s [...]

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For your Friday viewing pleasure, we present the mildly nsfw, moderately tarty and enormously blessed Veronica Zemanova.
Lovely.

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“Always bet on black”, quipped Wesley in Passenger 57 at the height of what wasn’t a bad career for a guy who started out as a back-up dancer in Whacko Jacko’s video for Bad. He hit highs in a number of Spike Lee “joints”, the Blade Trilogy and Demolition Man. And then he kinda just [...]

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…if her nips are anything to go by. I’ve heard of voting with your feet, but this is new to me. I like it.
Hilldog looks like someone set off a tom-thumb in her Vaj-Ajay-Jadeja. Either that or she’s uber-stoked the roofie she slipped Nats a few minutes earlier has started to work. That’s one dykefest [...]

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If you’ve been following Splattermail for any length of time now, you’d probably have picked up that our refined tastes tend towards music of the rock/indie/ instrumental persuasion. But shit, that’s not to say we don’t also enjoy other genres. Both the salami and smg have been known to fuck mix it up on the [...]

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I’ve knocked this photo into a considerably classier format, because Harry Potter’s BFF Hermione Granger (aka Emma Watson) has been officially initiated into the ranks of celebritysuperslutdom following a well-timed cooter-flash for the paps. “Cooter” and “paps”: I love using those words in the same sentence!
Emma’s only just turned 18, incidentally. Fine timing, my dear. [...]

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As if English kids weren’t filthy enough already.

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco was slammed yesterday for selling a padded plunge bra for girls as young as SEVEN.
The £4 “bust-booster” is being sold alongside vests in the seven to eight-year-old age range.

Disgraceful! Scandalous! Incontheivable! Then again – and don’t mistake my ignorance for paedophilia – what’s so sordid [...]

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Ouch. Course, it would have been a whole different story if the naughty bugger had just stayed on his feet. Tut tut.

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Actually, he is most definitely the shittest thing ever to have happened to cinema. Truth. And I’m actually trembling as I write this, because Dr Uwe Boll is the kind of guy who would appear on my doorstep on a rainy evening and beat the crap out of me for dissing him.
I’d read scathing [...]

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