Shame. Wasps and England flyhalf (and Jonny’s new nemesis) Danny Cipriani has been ruthlessly axed from the team to contest the Calcutta Cup against Scotland on Saturday.
Rugby’s golden boy Danny Cipriani has been dropped from what would have been his first England test start, after being seen leaving a nightclub two days before Saturday’s [...]

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Holy jizzwads, Batman! Unquestionably the most visually stimulating thing about The Transformers movie, Megan Fox is so hot she makes me want to cry. From my eyes. I wish I could nail her to my bed so that we could spend eternity together. Until she ran out blood or started to rot or something. [...]

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WILL ARNETT-HUMAN GIANT SEX TAPE on FunnyOrDie.com
Will Arnett (Gob Bluth from Arrested Development) is one of the funniest men alive. And this sex tape featuring him and the Olsen twins only proves what we’ve known for a long time. I almost coughed coffee all over my screen when he starts up about the backseat of [...]

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Whilst running around the field sans clothing, minding his own business, an Australian streaker ran into big Andrew Symonds. Well, it COULD be argued that “Roy” as he’s known these days ran into the streaker in a “reverse dodge” as it’s known these days.
Check here for the story.
i love the internet!!

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This is a lovely movie. I know it’s a kak word, but it works. “Be Kind Rewind” is hardly groundbreaking storymaking, but it takes one of Hollywood’s most exploited genres (the underdog movie) and puts a refreshing, rewarding spin on it. Thanks almost entirely to the convoluted imagination of director Michel Gondry, who also brought [...]

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I was, um, sent this link over the weekend and I burst into tears when I watched it. Amazing. Somewhere, out there in khyberspace, I have a cock twin. How reaffirming for me!
WARNING! This link is as tasteless as it is hilarious. It is pornographic. Very pornographic. And very humbling. And how about that volume, [...]

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This is such a South African story. When Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and Mel Gibson get done for drink driving, there’s usually an amusing mug-shot, a bag of weed under the passenger seat and witty verbal exchange with Konstabel Sugar Tits before he/she makes nice with the public, does some community service and [...]

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it’s been a while since i posted on this blog, getting engaged does that i guess. anyway, here’s a star-studded cast collaborating with Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck doing “Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck..”

Thanks biff!
here endeth my first post of 2008..

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