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Quite lovely, is our Rosaria. Never heard of her before, have no idea what her claim to fame is (aside from being moderately attractive), but I’m going to be keeping an eye out for her in future. And you know which “eye” I’m talking about, right? Yes. My left eye.
If you thought I was [...]

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It’s been a manic week up to now. Finally feeling the effects of it and crashed at work this morning, so I left early and have retired to my boudoir where hopefully I’ll be able to work with fewer distractions. My brain blue-screened on a call this morning, which was extremely unpleasant. I reckon I’m [...]

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Kate Beckinsale is one of my favourite chicks on the scene at the moment. She’s definitely one of the sexiest actresses in the business and she can lay down the smut-talk better than most, which equals 2 phat ticks in “The Salami’s Wife-Hunt Checklist”. Try this on for size (taken from a recent interview):

Question: You [...]

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Well this is special! Sex In The City’s Charlotte finally gives us something to spank talk about. Samantha and that dyke chick were always getting their titties out, but Kristin Davis remained relatively chaste throughout the show’s lengthy run. Which I always found highly frustrating, because she’s unquestionably the hottest of the four.
But now [...]

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Heather Mills was awarded the reasonable sum of 24.3 million quid yesterday in what will hopefully be the conclusion to her painfully public divorce from Sir Paul. Seriously, the whole thing has been like pulling teeth – our teeth, that is. No one really gives a shit, but we’ve been forced to follow every barney, [...]

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Edward Norton is The Incredible Hulk (didn’t we just see Eric Bana cock this up a few years ago?) and Robert Downey Jr is Ironman (the new trailer). Sweet. It’s going to be a good summer.

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I don’t really know where to begin with this one, but it doesn’t really matter, because there isn’t a helluva lot to say about it. 10,000 B.C. is absolute crap. If I’d actually paid to see it, I would’ve been tempted to go and ask for my money back from the cashier.
Writer/director Roland Emmerich [...]

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Haha. A Polish cleaner has been sacked after being busted “servicing” his Henry Hoover. Fairly amusing, but I do feel a bit sorry for the poor bastard. Henry’s kinda cute looking. And, as word has it, he does suck like an Electrolux.
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a [...]

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Extreme Beer Pong

I know it’s a bit late to say “Friday afternoon” unless you’re joining us from the western end of the world “Hello America! … jou poephols..”.
I’d also be lying by omission if I didn’t tell you that the main reason I chose to watch this video was that I thought the its title [...]

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