Here we go: Martina Stella. Beautiful, fresh, innocent. Perfect. And sfw (sadly, but still well worth it). Got to rush to work now, but thought that Martina was a great note to leave on.
I’ll miss her the minute I step out the front door. Shame.

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Amazing what you can pick up on Craigslist these days. Like this lovely vagina couch. Who wouldn’t want a delicious vagina couch in the lounge?
The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are…several years old; [...]

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Sure, this is ass for most of you, but for us this is a big deal. Finally, after over three years of trying (due largely to our Blogger origins), I’ve been able to wrap up the domain www.splattermail.com for 5 years. Yes! At one stage, some tosser wanted us to pay $9,000 for the fucking [...]

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You’d think this story would be great. I sure as hell did. Until I read it. Then I wasn’t so sure. I feel like a doos for finding bits of it slightly amusing, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to be the victim.

Spokesperson for Tonga police station, Constable Mzwandile Nyambi, said police had opened [...]

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What. A. Disaster.
I decided at the last minute on Friday to make a few bids on eBay for tickets to the Sunday finale of Morrissey’s 6-night residency at the Roundhouse in Camden and managed to win one for about 60 squid. Stoked. A bit pricey, but Morrissey is fucking awesome and the Roundhouse is supposed [...]

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Just saw this on telly. Absolutely brilliant. Lynx, aka “the-deo-also-known-as- Axe-and-previously-known-as-Ego”, just keep coming up with the goods – and this time it’s new “Dark Temptation”. I don’t think I’ll ever actually buy it though. Their loss.

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The project, known till now simply as “James Bond 22″, has finally been christened with a fancy new moniker and a dull-looking poster. And like 2006’s blockbuster Casino Royale, it’s slated for a November release.
The story in the new film begins just an hour after the last one ends.
[According to Daniel Craig,] “There’s much more [...]

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…like the corners of my mind…misty, water-coloured meeemories…of the way we were…

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Jerry O’Connell takes a stab at defending Tom Cruise. Hilarity ensues.
And because the last “Tom Cruise Crazy” video we posted was shut down by Lord Xenu and his Thetan IT department, we’ve found another source. Hopefully this one will stay up a bit longer.

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Heavy. Heath Ledger, who found fame playing the school ruffian manipulated into “taming” Julia Stiles in the Shakespeare knock-off Ten Things I Hate About You and shot to infamy getting a reach around from Jake Gyllenhaal in that movie (for which he was nominated for an Oscar), has been found dead in his New York [...]

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