He really, really is. And so, so sage. The man’s a fucking legend. And he’s as good as royalty in England. Shit, he’d probably be the next Prime Minister if he bothered to run. I’d vote for him.
Anyways. Here are some pearls of wisdom coughed up over the years by the Top Gear swami. [...]

[Read more →]

Found these and remembered that I’ve got a bit of a jones for the erstwhile Ms Philippe. Now lucky Jake Gyllenhaal gets to choke down on these bad boys every night. Lucky bastard. Course, rumour has it that he still “can’t quit” smoking the old cock every now and then. Well, I’m still trying to [...]

[Read more →]

As a favour to my battered credit card, I spent the whole weekend on the couch eating sandwiches, drinking wine and flicking between the ‘net, TV and Xbox. Call it pathetic if you will, but the way I see it I got to spend 48-hours with the sexiest motherfucker alive. It’s true. I’m hot [...]

[Read more →]

This is big. For those uninitiates, the JLA (or Justice League of America) has historically represented the DC Universe against Marvel’s X-Men…only bigger. Although the constituency has fluctuated massively since the gang first made its appearance in 1960, the original line-up has remained the traditional and most consistent ensemble over the years: Superman, Batman, Wonder [...]

[Read more →]

To our enormous and very, very loyal American fanbase…happy Thanksgiving! Hope it’s a cracker. And let’s go Dem next year, ok? Thanks.

[Read more →]

This. Is. Disgusting.

Surgeons have removed a massive 4.5kg hairball from the stomach of a teenager in the United States.
The 18-year-old went to her doctor after complaining of stomach pains and vomiting.
Doctors carried out a scan and were amazed to find the huge mass of hair blocking her entire stomach.
The woman admitted she had been eating [...]

[Read more →]

…and boy are we glad she does. Looking fine, Heidi! Looking fine!
Pity she’s about as incoherent as a toddler on acid. It does detract a bit from the overall impact. I’m putting it down to a wiring malfunction. Guessing that maybe she blew a gasket. Or, worse, a seal.
Sorry.
Still, she can slay me with [...]

[Read more →]

British model Sophie Anderton has been badly busted whoring herself out for a threeway and doing coke. On camera. Ouch. Yeah, it’s not exactly breaking news at the moment, so I’m not going to get over-excited about it. However, very few posts seem to feature the video itself and I was having problems checking out [...]

[Read more →]

Glamour model Lucy Pinder gets the boys out for the, er, boys in a very special and bouncy Nuts retrospective. They’re great.
Check out Lucy’s smashing rack here. NSFW, of course.

[Read more →]

It was going to take one helluva show to top the Ryan Adams gig last week, but Arcade Fire pulled out all the stops in front of a 7,000-strong crowd at the Alexandra Palace in the finale of their European tour last night. The eclectic Canadian ensemble have fast become the darlings of international indie [...]

[Read more →]