Just received these Proudly South African photos from smg and had a good old laugh with myself. As pathetic as the supporter’s behaviour is, there’s something just deliciously homegrown about it all. For what it’s worth, it actually made me a bit homesick. If you look in just the right frames, you [...]

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Calendar time!! And this one features the spectacular (and very regularly naked) Keeley Hazell, who we haven’t visited in quite a while.
Marvellous! Sensational! Keeley really is a delicious, succulent rare roast beef sandwich on fresh, warm pumpkin seed bread with a generous dollop of English mustard, cold crisp rocket, a slice of sweet tomato [...]

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Right. Thanks to everyone who submitted pictures and links…as requested. To everyone who didn’t…go fuck yourselves. Hahaha. Seriously.
There was a lot of rubbish, but also some pretty good stuff (some we’ve seen before). But nice anyways.
Reader submissions ranged from the questionable, sick and the questionably sick…

…to the crappy and shameful…

…to the [...]

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In keeping with the spirit of Halloween, I’m going to go out on a serious limb here. And put all of you at very, very real risk. Are you ready to face death? Have you got your affairs in order? Well, let me now recount to you the bloodchilling legend of the haunting Szomorú Vasárnap [...]

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Guess who’s pottering around in this delicious littly Alice in Wonderland outfit? Special, isn’t it. Click here to see the culprit.

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Oprah (that’s Oprah Winfrey, in case you were confused) broke down in tears on Sunday during a visit to her lavish girls’ school after allegations of sexual abuse emerged last week.
“I’ve disappointed you. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry,” Winfrey, 53, said in the emergency meeting at the school in Henley-on-Klip, south of Johannesburg, [...]

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Alright. This isn’t technically a new film (it dates back to 1984), but I hadn’t seen it before and it is probably the best movie I’ve seen this year. Which qualifies it for Splattermail mention in my books. Blood Simple, the first movie of the acclaimed fraternal duo of Joel and Ethan Coen (Barton Fink, [...]

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Kim Kardashian has posed naked for Playboy…and the pictures are out (nsfw of course, dummy). I guess this is a postworthy development, but I don’t ordinarily have much time for Kim Kardashian. I honestly think that the former Hilton tagalong and desperate star of the lousy Keeping Up With The Kardashians (and let’s not forget [...]

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She may look a bit like a toddler with a fantastic body, but once you’ve got past that mildly disturbing first impression, I’m sure we’ll all agree that English actress and glamour model Jennifer Ellison is quite the looker. And she has a fantastic bosom. Very, very sweet indeed!
Check out more of Jennifer wrapping herself [...]

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I’m literally having this fantastic idea as I’m typing! Rob forwarded me this delicious costume idea from this compelling site (I’m not going to question why he was snooping around there – although I have an opinion) and I’d like to challenge all of you to send me your favourite inappropriate (for whatever reason) Halloween [...]

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