Hahaha! Brilliant. Most of you should be familiar with Jeremy “Bloated Sperm Whale” Mansfield´s vaguely entertaining show, A Word or 2, which is based on Carol Vorderman´s Countdown as broadcast in the UK. So most of you should appreciate the clip above. And particularly the one contestant´s closing comment. Maybe if Jeremy had smutted up [...]

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Had quite an interesting afternoon today. We went through to the women´s prison in Quito to visit an Irish girl who was supposedly locked up there for drug smuggling, only to discover that she was released a fair while back. Unexpectedly, though, we met two South African girls who´ve been done for the same thing. [...]

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Even when he´s suicidal, he´s funny. Granted, the Butterscotch Stallion has looked better. On a slightly more distressing note, remember that scene in Wedding Crashers when Owen´s all messed up after his fallout with Vince Vaughn? Remember the book he was reading? “Don´t Jump!”? A cry for help, or just a sick coincidence? Compelling. Very [...]

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Poor old Britters. At the 2007 MTV VMA´s over the weekend she was finally given an opportunity to redeem her ever-so-slightly tarnished image in front of a massive global audience…only to put in a performance that, in the words of the BBC’s David Willis, would “go down in the history books as being one of [...]

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Ordinarily, I´m one of those who believes that charity begins at home. By making sure I don´t starve or run short of money or any of the many luxuries that I´ve become accustomed to over the years. I like the Keep The Salami Happy Charity because of its simplicty, transparency and unambiguous agenda, but mostly [...]

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God help us all. I think she needs to attend a few more diplomacy and oratory nightclasses at the George W Bush School For Spokespeople Who Can´t Read Good And Want to Do Other Things Good Too.
Priceless.
*Update – it seems I may be a little behind on this clip. Still love it.

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Click here to let Rick Astley chase away your Monday blues. He`s dynamite! With perfect hair. I´ve been in a bad mood because I lost my bank card to an ATM last night, but Rick made me grin with his slick moves, snappy style and dulcit tones. He warmed my heart a little. And [...]

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