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Entries from May 2007

Half pint brawlers

May 28th, 2007 · Comments

I can’t say it any better than Desmond and the Tutus:
Please note: after viewing this website and this website your head might explode from being exposed to too much awesome.

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Things you can´t do when you´re not in a pool

May 28th, 2007 · Comments

Here´s a mildly amusing little video, courtesy of Aslan. Thanks.
Trip update: hanging heavily today after a monster weekend in Santa Fe, dominated almost entirely by the thrilling Ireland Argentina match on Saturday and a big skop with both teams afterwards. I`m at a complete loss as to why there was so much nonsense about [...]

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Who is Allison Stokke?

May 23rd, 2007 · Comments

I first read: “She is the junior Pole Vaulting champion; She is 18 from the Ukraine”, so no trifecta, but the american accent isn’t too bad.
There’s the “Fans of Allison Stokke” Facebook group. Oh, and the “Allison Stokke Fans” myspace page (don’t forget to turn up your speakers!).
From zero to shero overnight??
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Matthew McConaughey is a gas

May 22nd, 2007 · Comments

I love Matthew Macconah Mcconaggh MacHoweveryouspellit. Not in the “I want to lick condensed milk off his abs” sense, mind you. Not in the way that a man loves a woman, or a woman loves a man. Matthew´s just an exceptionally funny geezer. Sure, the photo above (pillaged from A Socialite´s Life) apparently comes from [...]

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MasterCard loses the plot

May 17th, 2007 · Comments

In a touching gesture of selflessness and charity, MasterCard have teamed up (ostensibly) with Nelson Mandela and Bill Clinton, for the good of the children, to offer three scintilating eBay opportunities: go sailing with Minki van der Westhuizen, meet Steve Hofemeyr and attend one of his concerts, or do a 4×4 course with Lee-Ann [...]

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Powerpoint / presentations / what they really mean..

May 17th, 2007 · Comments

While the Salami is somewhere in South America, i thought i’d better put something new and great up..

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Jessica Alba likes wet t-shirts

May 16th, 2007 · Comments

Photo shoots don’t get better than this. In reality, that is. I have imagined better photo shoots, but let’s face it – it’s not everyday I get snapped oiling down 12 Jessica Alba clones before letting them lick butter off my rippling 8-pack. No. That only happens some days. Those days are good days.
There’s not [...]

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Apologies for the radio silence

May 15th, 2007 · Comments

Ja, ja, ja. I hope you´ve all been behaving yourselves!
It´s not entirely due to slackness on my part, promise. I´ve been in the Pantanal without electricity for a large part of last week (didn´t see any fucking jaguars or anacondas – totally rubbish) and have finally settled (from last night) in Puerto Iguazú in Argentina [...]

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Homem-Aranha 3

May 6th, 2007 · Comments

Got a bit bored of the beach today (shame), so popped down to our local Copacabana Roxy to watch Spiderman 3 (or Homem-Aranha 3, as the Brazilians so eloquently translate it).
It was fun. I could stop there, but I won’t.
A mathematician would very quickly explain that the cheese-factor in the Spiderman franchise is [...]

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Tags: movies