Yes, yes – happy National Cleavage Day, everyone! I hope there was a lovely pair of tits waiting for you at the foot of your bed when you woke up this morning! I think I must have pissed the Bosom Fairy off at some stage in the past year, because I got jack. [...]

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It’s pictures like these that remind us how great Africa is. From solving problems such as “swollen body”, “To make mans penis strong”, “Vomiting all the time”, and “Casino specialist” is there anything that this guy can’t do?
Fuck, the salami may as well stop seeing my doctor and make an appointment [...]

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Becky the 8-year old Irish phone prankster is quite possibly the cutest thing on the internet right now. The only thing giving her any competition in the cuteness stakes is that video of unicorns and teddy-bears helping little paraplegic kids find Easter eggs in Santa’s back garden. You might not want to click the link, [...]

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Well, it’s been an educational week for the Salami! I have just received a very informative email from “maverick” Cape Town corporate financier, Ernie (name changed to protect identity), in which he explains the phenomenon known as “the monkey face”. I’ve never heard of “the monkey face” before, but it is rather intriguing. I’m hoping [...]

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I finished my PADI Open Water diving course today. Stoked. Long Beach in Simon’s Town was windy as a bitch on beans and the sea was choppy and full of red-tide, but we managed to slot in 2 dives and fight the current back to shore without too much difficulty. Sweet.
Props aside, let me get [...]

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This is cute. YouTube have announced the 7 winners in their inaugural awards ceremony…and I’m in a rush this morning, so I’m not going to stick them all here. You can just click right here and go and see them for yourself.
The award for the most creative video went to OK Go’s Here It [...]

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Phew. I’m glad the cops finally got to the bottom of that mystery. I’m guessing they finally settled the drug thing after they conclusively ruled out the possibilities that she had watched a mysterious, spooky video-tape precisely a week before her untimely snuffing or that she was simply beaten to death by an army of [...]

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I’ve had a quick look through the news (real and gossip) and I’m having one of those completely uninspired mornings. Granted, it’s still early and I’ve got shit to do, but still. Britney checked into hospital, Prince Harry allegedly attacked a pap and Pete Doherty smokes crack every day. Oh, and Mel Gibson told some [...]

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I thought I’d get stuck into this beautiful Aussie export (voted FHM’s Sexiest Aussie Babe for 2007) ahead of the big SA/Aus smashfest in the Windies tomorrow.
Boy. Check out some sfw magazine snaps of Emily here and here. And when you’re ready for the glory nsfw shots, head over here. Awesome. Notice how the [...]

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Do you really need proof? Are you not yet convinced that the poisonous leprechaun is completely off his nut? Would you like me to come round to your house and slap you in the face with a copy of the latest US Weekly until you collapse in a bleeding, broken heap and whimper, “Ok, he’s [...]

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