Yes. I know what you’re thinking. Ghost Rider: “It looks like it could be totally rad, but it’ll probably be a crappy waste of money”. And I went and watched it anyway. Because I’m a sucker for comic-book movies. A sucker. I actually liked Catwoman.
In fairness, I didn’t think that Ghost Rider was totally [...]

[Read more →]

We managed to find our way to Shepherd’s Bush last night (after missing a critical tube stop and getting off at the wrong station) just in time to worm our way through the crowd at the Empire as the opening act for the main feature, The Black Keys, were finishing up. Which turned out to [...]

[Read more →]

Shame. After apparently accepting that she can’t possibly do better than Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston has progressively been lowering her relationship standards. First Vince Vaughn, now some arbitary cameraman known only as “Mark”. Mark works on Dirt, the show in which Courtney Cox embarrassingly tried to masturbate. If he plays his cards right, Mark could [...]

[Read more →]

What a choice way to spend a sunny afternoon: skinned down to your cozzie, bouncing a blunt with your best mate. Course, if my best mate was Cameron Diaz I’d probably be trying to hump her leg between drags – which would make for far more exciting photographs. But, sadly, she’s not my best mate. [...]

[Read more →]

I’ve been sitting on this lovely viral treasure for a while now and just haven’t got round to posting it. Goodbye to the Normals is one of a series of short clips supposedly inspired by Robbie Williams’s latest album Rudebox (you can hear him crooning in the background at one stage). It’s choice. Although the [...]

[Read more →]

*Spoiler alert*
Shit. Been lying on the couch watching Ryan Seacrest embarrass himself on the red carpet hoping that they’ll switch to a rebroadcast of yesterday’s ceremony, but no luck so far. Then I made the fatal mistake of trying to search a tv guide online to see when the Oscars would be shown in the [...]

[Read more →]

But of course. Dirty (but not really) pictures of American Idol contender Antonella Barba have hit the internet. Frankly, I’ve seen better. But there’s a lot of buzz about this story, so I reckoned you all deserved to see the evidence. Which is here.
And here’s the story.
Yawn. Bed time.

[Read more →]

Well, thanks to an unforseen romantic, um, hiccup, the salami is back in London at the moment after a whirlwind week-and-a-bit in the south-west USA. Feeling pretty haggard, to be quite honest: upwards of 3000 miles behind the wheels of two cars, two hikes, two motels, two hostels and two flights (one trans-Atlantic) will do [...]

[Read more →]

2 minute news flash. And it’s probably old news to you all. But it’s a biggie.
Britney has shaved her head.
This shocking revelation ties in with another bombshell: she’s been doing the old Lindsay Lohan rehab yo-yo. Wow.
Rumour has it that she shaved her head to cheat a drug test. Ha. Good luck. Britney’s [...]

[Read more →]

Nope. This isn’t technically a post. After spending a smashing long weekend in the Grand Canyon and waiting about 7 hours for a flight back to San Fran from Vegas, I rushed through to LA this morning and have been negotiating pre-Oscar traffic and crowds for most of the afternoon. I’m absolutely buggered and I’m [...]

[Read more →]