Well, that’s what the tabloids are reporting now. The sordid scenes between the two in the upcoming Andy Warhol/Edie Sedgwick bio-pic, Factory Girl, are supposedly for real.
“It’s not simulated,” the insider said. “They’re really doing it”
Miller’s publicist said the lovemaking was merely good acting.
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At the movie’s premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper told the [...]

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Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Especially if that horse has great tits.
Tamara Witmer’s a long time Splattermail favourite and we’re very pleased to see her again. She was so excited to be featured by us that she shaved her quim especially. Good girl!
Enjoy her here (nsfw, of course). And in your [...]

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Street Fighter’s Ryu versus Mortal Kombat’s Scorpion: this is the battle that we all wish we’d played after school at Rondo’s cafe back in the mid nineties. Of course, Rondo’s never actually had a Street Fighter Mortal Kombat machine, but we can always pretend, can’t we?
These dudes really know how to make a fist-and-spit BLT. [...]

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I. Am. A. Comedic. Genius.
Read the title of this post again. Read it out aloud. Read it fast. Sound familiar? Maybe, like, the name of a very popular medical comedy/drama? It’s true: I am that gifted.
I haven’t yet commented on the Grey’s Anatomy “faggot” debacle, because the “celebrity faux pas” is becoming a bit done [...]

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Hell’s bells! What is this and where the fuck did it crawl out of? I could swear I heard cockroaches behind me screaming in horror when I opened this image. It almost made my penis run…and in the Reebok, not the Brooklax, sense of the word.
It’s always kinda bittersweet when you see a scheleb hottie [...]

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The story’s simple: Paris Hilton puts a whole bunch of her personal stuff (letters, diaries…videos) in storage during a move some time back…and then forgets to pay her monthly storage fees. Oooooh. Bad move, love. You know exactly what happens next: storage facility sells off personal effects to pay outstanding balance, cunning entrepreneur swoops in [...]

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Finally got round to watching Ed Zwick’s (Legends of the Fall, Last Samurai) latest action epic yesterday (the 16:00 show) and so now it’s time for me to force my opinion on you. Aren’t you lucky, lucky little ferrets!
First things first: this is an important movie. It’s a movie that needed to be made, it [...]

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Posh Spice and Katie Holmes (now known rather nauseatingly as PoshKat) have become tight BFFs in recent months, and have been spotted shopping up a storm in Paris.
That’s it. It’s a stupid story, this isn’t Heat magazine and I don’t need to crack jokes to make this story any more desperate, boring and pathetic than [...]

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It’s the hard-knock life for the salami here in San Francisco, friends. I’m sitting lying on the couch, watching the E! Love Ride story of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick (it’s amazing how they didn’t get together sooner!), drinking tea and contemplating whether I should attend the 12:50 or the 16:00 screening of Blood [...]

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If the gossip rags are anything to go by (whatever), Jennifer Aniston is set to slip Courtney Cox some tongue during a cameo by the former in the latter’s supposedly dull new show (haven’t seen it yet myself), Dirt.

“Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound [...]

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