Her Majesty the Queen aka Elton John (not actually, though) has awarded His Excellency Bono with an honorary Knighthood “in recognition of his services to the music industry and for his humanitarian work”. Well done, Sir Bono.
Well, not actually. Seeing as Bono is apparently not a British national, he won’t be entitled to be called [...]

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First there was speculation that Miss USA Tara Connor was going to lose her crown over allegations of “misbehaviour”. Now Miss Nevada, Katie Rees (above, and with crinkly hair), has been dumped by the Trumpster following the release of some, um, suggestitive photographs. And by “suggestitive”, I mean “I-just-thumped-my-crotch-against-the-underside-of-my-desk-hot”. In fact, I got wood so [...]

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I think that, in spite of my midweek blues, i can quite comfortably say that I feel better now. In fact, I feel better than James Brown. Because he’s dead. Sad, but true.
James Brown, the singer, songwriter, bandleader and dancer who indelibly transformed 20th-century music, died early yesterday in Atlanta. He was 73.
Mr. Brown [...]

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Well, this is the last working day before the Christmas weekend. I’m still in bed, which means I’m going to be late for work, but I don’t really a give a festive turd anymore. In slightly less than three weeks, I will be gainfully and indefinitely unemployed: what better Christmas present could I ask for?
To [...]

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Check out the original South Park “pilot” episode. It’s only a couple of minutes long and is, appropriately enough, Christmas themed.
Spectacular that such an amateurish home project would ultimately turn into one of the most successful shows ever. And if you’re unsure about the latter part of the last sentence, bear in mind that [...]

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I can’t say that I understand why this lovely belter feels she needs to have a string of aliases, but I’m not going to complain. She could call herself Morag Craponface for all I care – the important thing is that she’s got a tremendous rack and a look on her face that says “if [...]

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I’m having one of those days again. I guess it’s because it’s getting close to Christmas and I’m feeling as lazy as I’ve felt all year. Here’s a rather amusing Indiana Jones extract from the diligent guys at College Humor. How about we just pretend that I made it up? Would that fly? I hope [...]

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This guy parked in my parking bay at home yesterday. The license plate says it all.

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Reigning Miss USA, Tara Connor (not related to John Connor from The Terminator, sadly), has been at the centre of a humdrum of rumours, lies and skandaal lately, stemming from reports that she had been behaving “inappropriately” and getting drunk at New York bars and nightclubs (despite the fact that, at 20, she’s underage). At [...]

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Here we have it: confirmation that The Trousersnake is actually not a complete knob-end. This little SNL ditty is a wonderful festive number…it’s just a pity that it’ll never make the Christmas top ten. How sad.

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