Ariel from The Little Mermaid is in my Top 10 Women I Still Need To Sleep With list, and she’s been there for, oh, about ten years now? I’m not even shitting you guys on this. It’s true. Which is why I’m so stoked that someone has finally compiled a pretty good list of [...]

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I had the most exciting birthday yesterday! Let me tell you about it! I went to work, the tube broke on the way home, the bus was slow and way too packed and so I decided to get off (the bus, that is) in Clapham and go to the movies. Solo. Actually, it wasn’t all [...]

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Yes, yes. By now we’ve all seen the millions of snaps from a variety of different nights in the past couple of weeks on which Britney’s cooter has made a cameo appearance. The irony is, of course, that if she were wearing her Cameos, there would be no juicy clam chowder at all.
I ignored the [...]

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Shit. Hot shit. Last night we pulled through to the Brixton Academy to catch The Killers and I can quite happily report that they rocked harder than anything I’ve ever seen before. The opening acts (some pretty good band whose name I forgot and the crazy-awesome The Rapture) did well at warming the decidedly teeny-bopper [...]

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just a quick one
its the salami’s 13th birthday today.
happy birthday you big old softy
smg

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Jeez. Tough break. Ha ha.
Wait. Some dude on the tv is about to get jiggy with a chick with big hair. I reckon she’s alright. Catch you later!

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Jeez, it’s been such a fucking boring day. I didn’t do a stitch of work, the weather’s miserable and there was seriously fuck all in the news worth writing about. Honestly, I’ve been dredging the internet for juicy morsels and all I could dig out were a few muddy bits of old turd. Like this [...]

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Guys. I arrived at Heathrow this evening feeling a little worse for wear (18 hour flight, factoring in time differences) – had a wicked time abusing San Francisco last week, and just a little down in the dumps about being back in sunny old London. On top of that, I couldn’t for the life of [...]

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If there was ever any doubt that Paris Hilton went through best friends faster than she goes through tampons, then check this out: Paris and Britney, single and out on the prowl. Well, Britney looks like she’s out on the prowl, because she’s all dressed up like a big ol’ jungle cat, and I’m guessing [...]

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I was quite upset to discover this morning that indie movie pioneer Robert Altman died on Monday. Sure, he was getting on and had cancer, but I was still quite shocked and saddened by the news.
To those unfamiliar with Altman, his career spanned more than half a century, he was a 5 time Oscar [...]

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