Wow. What a fetching outfit! Bill Maher really went all out in throwing this Hallowe’en ensemble together. Any guesses as to what he’s supposed to be? Going once? Going twice? Sold!
I wonder if he managed to pick up any chicks in that get-up? Billy-Boy’s not the prettiest of fellas even when he’s suited up for [...]

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Hey everyone! Today I bought myself a pet lizard. I’ve decided to call him “Tiny”, because he is my newt.
…har har.
Thanks, Hugo.

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Apartheid guru and crusty former president PW Botha has kicked the bucket at the ripe old age of 90.
His wife Barbara had found him dead in bed just after 20:00 on Tuesday night.
“Everything basically happened quite peacefully,” [friend Hein] Marx said.
He said Botha’s death was “a shock to us”.
“He was very very [...]

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WooHOO!! This is great: Martin Scorsese’s Sesame Streets. Complete with all the dialogue that somehow never cracked morning kiddie TV. Featuring Robert De Niro as Big Bird.
I actually think clever little mash-ups like this one are really good for impressionable young people. Instead of rotting their brains with crap like Power Rangers or Postman [...]

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Melita Toniolo. Miss Maxim Italy. And there I was labouring under the misconception that all Italian women were shrivelled fishwives with hairy forearms and moustaches. Well, before anyone chews my dick off over this, let’s give lovely Melita a few more years and see what happens. I have a theory (it’s still just a theory, [...]

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South Park has really pushed the envelope this time. In a Halloween episode screened the other evening in the States, Satan (Sadam Hussein’s bitch) throws a little fancy dress party, which is quite nice of him. One of the unexpected guests, however, is Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin…with a stingray still dangling from his chest. Understandably, [...]

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Cute. I’m guessing poor Sefo didn’t last much longer in his job, but at least he made a few thousand South Africans smile after this worthless letter made it onto the tinterweb. Unless he was an ANC MP, that is. In which case, this letter probably resulted in a promotion.
Thanks to the Hanger-dog.

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There is nothing funny about this headline. I resent the editor who ran with it. I loathe the newspaper that published it. I despise the dude who photographed it. I detest the nerd who photoshopped it. I abhor Stokie-Stokington for sending it to me. So what if it gives you tumours? Everyone knows that semen [...]

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I don’t know what this girl’s surname is, but I’m guessing it should be “o’Killarney” – that’s clever, because it’s sort of like my surname. Although I’m not sure whether I’d marry her. She might be boring or smelly, or she might be a total moron. I want my wife to be smart and funny [...]

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TomKat (the only word more nauseating to me than “discharge”) have quashed speculation that their relationship is a sham by formally announcing a date for their pending nuptials (that means wedding, stupid).
Los Angeles – Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise and fiancee Katie Holmes lifted the veil on their wedding plans on Tuesday, confirming they will tie [...]

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