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Entries from September 2006

Fun in the kitchen

September 29th, 2006 · Comments

Not spatulas, wooden spoons, rolling pins, tea cosies or the Twista here, I’m afraid. Call me a novice, but its quite astonishing what you can get up to with stuff you could probably buy right off the shelf at Clicks. Like a cream whipper (above). Did you know these things are powered by little cartridges [...]

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Introducing G.O.B. Bluth

September 27th, 2006 · Comments

G.O.B. (pronounced Job, as in the dude from the Bible) is an anagram for George Oscar Bluth. G.O.B. Bluth is, quite easily, the funniest sitcom character ever to have been, um, born (although a G.O.B. versus Kramer death-match would be an interesting spectacle). As far as whacky, OTT screwballs go, he’s the creme de la [...]

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The Screech sex tapes: dirty sanchez ahoy

September 27th, 2006 · Comments

Here’s a lovely little story. How many of you remember that smashing nineties show Saved by the Bell? Come on…be honest. Put your hands up. I’m the first to admit that I wasted many afternoons after school engrossed by the activities of that crazy bunch of high school kids. Course, during mock matric and finals, [...]

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Tags: celeb gossip

NSFW ad of the week

September 27th, 2006 · Comments

Man, do these Independence Cigar guys know how to advertise..

[all links are not safe for work unless, of course, you work at Independence Cigars]

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw

Jennifer Hawkins likes matric dances

September 26th, 2006 · Comments

Not all that stoked about having to ask the slags or pimply, brace-faced chubbie-wubblies from Rustenberg the local girls’ school to your matric dance this year? Ok. So most of you probably won’t be going to a matric dance ever again. Get over it. How about a wedding, hockey formal or a Dungeons and [...]

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Tags: hot beeatches

Paris Hilton charged with drunk driving

September 26th, 2006 · Comments

Alright. We’ve all heard by now that Paris Hilton was arrested recently for driving under the influence. Shame. Poor Pazza. Now she’s been charged. And if convicted on either of the two misdemeanours she’s up against (DUI and driviving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher), she faces a fine of up to [...]

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Tags: celeb gossip · news

Ines Alecsandra

September 25th, 2006 · Comments

Never heard of this bonny lass before, but reckoned she was worth a bit of a knock before bed. Just thought I’d share that…and her…with you. Give her a crack and let me know what you think.
She’s very, very saucy, isn’t she? Nice.
PS. nsfw. We like it that way.

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw

Good times with Pearl Jam in Prague

September 25th, 2006 · Comments

Its Monday and its not a bank holiday in London, but I’m sick so I’m chilling at home on the couch watching old episodes of Futurama and 24. Not a bad way to recover after a bitchin’ weekend in Prague.
Pearl Jam on Friday night were awesome. The Sazka Arena is without question the best concert [...]

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Tags: music

Cut the rug with the scissor sisters

September 22nd, 2006 · Comments

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Tags: music

Bond girls kit off

September 21st, 2006 · Comments

Possibly the most frustrating thing about James Bond flicks is that the chicks always end up naked, but you never see any of the good bits. Its incredibly disappointing. There’s nothing quite as annoying as starting to “work it out” over a steamy scene with, say, Mary Goodnight or Holly Naughtyfanny, but being forced to [...]

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw