Its actually quite simple: if you feel the urge to reveal the potentially embarrassing details of your sexual indiscretions to total strangers on the internet, then you’ve just got to be prepared to suck it all up (figurately this time) when someone finds out who you really are and decides to tell the rest of [...]

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I knew it! I knew it! I love this picture! Ha! Oh glorious day! The guys over at Scientology HQ are going to have a field day with this one! John Travolta likes kissing boys! Nowithstanding that old L Ron himself expressed the belief that gayness is an illness. Boy, I can’t wait to see [...]

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What’s the deal here, guys? Who does Tony Yengeni think he is? More importantly, who does the South African government think Tony Yengeni is? Seems pretty clear from where I’m sitting (which is very high on my meaty throne of righteousness) that Tony Yengeni has reappeared, after some absence from the public eye, as the [...]

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These girls are clearly having an nsfw locker room fantasy about me. Its as clear as the nose on the one girl’s face…right before she buries it into the other one’s lovely, fruity muff.
I don’t want to get too involved in the prose on this one. I think the ladies should let their bodies do [...]

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Oh, the irony in this News24 headline! Its painful! I would otherwise automatically assume that any self-respecting human being would read this newsflash as implying that dinmeisters Live are sufficiently talentless that they require support by a South African band. This, of course, would be an entirely correct assertion. However, Big Concerts (and certain factions [...]

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At the very least, A Scanner Darkly is a unique film: shot first in live action, it has subsequently been animated, using a technique called rotoscoping, to create a stylish, visually enthralling picture that both does away with the need for CG special effects and enhances the tenor of what is essentially a story intended [...]

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Fez (aka Wilmer Valederrama) is boning Jessica Alba. Inconceivable. Disgusting. And so, so depressing. If somebody had told me months ago that all I had to do to score with Jessica was to put on a stupid Mexican accent, lose my sparkling sense of humour and act like a twat, well…then that’s pretty much what [...]

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No, I didn’t watch the Emmys (although I understand they’ll be screened on M-Net tonight). So this isn’t really a first-hand report. Yet. But I’ve done some scouting about on the net to find some of the interesting stats, clips, news, etc from Sunday night’s event, because that’s what I like to do. I like [...]

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Ja, ja. Boring picture. Blow me. The important point is that its Splattermail’s second birthday today!! Boy, we’re growing up so fast these days! smg and I are like very proud parents. Gay parents, possibly. Gay divorced parents, more possibly. Although we never actually did consumate the union, which is probably a good thing, because it [...]

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I called in a sicky today, not remembering that Monday is a bank holiday, so although my boss said it was cool, I do feel a tad guilty, because it does seem rather suspicious. I do have the shits a bit, though.
smg sent through this lovely little time waster (download it – its an Excel file). [...]

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