Man, we haven’t stuck up any lessies in a while, so I reckon these two belters’ collaborative nsfw Splattermail debut is probably long overdue. Look at their eyes. See how longingly they gaze at each other. Fuck, its so hot there’s condensation forming on my monitor. You just can’t manufacture intensity like that. There’s [...]

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Ha. This is quality. Lindsay Lohan has been formally chastised by production company Morgan Creek for her unprofessional conduct during filming of her new flick, Georgia Rule (still in production). In fact, CEO James Robinson goes so far as to threaten that the company will no longer tolerate “bogus excuses” for her behaviour. Good for [...]

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Yes, yes. I’m a geek. But how can these teaser posters for the not-even-upcoming-yet Transformers and Iron Man movies not be totally rad? I’m salivating in my boxers at the very thought of them.
I’d known there’d been a bit of buzz about both flicks floating around on the internet, but there’s been fuck [...]

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Rad. Its the stuff that romance is made of. Jennifer Aniston has supposedly fucked up her relationship with the awesomely talented and handsome Vince Vaughn…by shouting out someone else’s name while doing the nasty.
Sources tell Star Jennifer Aniston mistakenly called out Brad Pitt’s name while she was shacking up in the bedroom with fiancée Vince [...]

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Sure, there’s been a lot of speculation over the past few months as to whether or not Katie Holmes actually squeezed out Tom Cruise’s (spit) hellspawn. Which is understandable, given that nobody has yet caught a glimpse of her (and by “nobody”, I really mean sleazy paparazzi…hey, they’re people too!). It would, of course, make [...]

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“I am so, so sorry that I played like such a c*nt on Saturday against the All Blacks. I accept full responsibilty for yet another humiliating Springbok defeat. I believe that Percy Montgomery also played like a cripple, but seeing as I didn’t offer anything of value (apart from a few laughs relating to my [...]

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In case you’re wondering…and of course you are…I just shaved my nuts and gave my bush a number 3. Yes. Its true.
Why did I do this, you ask? The answer’s simple: because I felt like it. The guys in porn always do it, and it makes their weiners look extra large. And considering mine’s already [...]

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This is a short post. I worked until 21h30, got home at 22h15 and its now time for me to go to bed. What a waste of the fucking hottest day of the year (and the hottest day in July ever) in England.
Anyways, check out nsfw Luci Victoria. Sure, she doesn’t look like much [...]

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Well, apparently the National Enquirer has apologised for reporting that Britters was going to get a deevorce from K-Fed. Lame. Totally lame. Of all the things that have been said about Britney in the press over the past, oh…I don’t know, 5 or 6 years, this is possibly the stupidest thing to apologise for. How [...]

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Presidential eubonics. I love it!
Sure, plenty of you fuckers have seen this already, and apparently its “been all over the news”, but I really don’t give an intercontinental flying fuck. Its still good humour. There’s something comforting in knowing that the world is run according to the principles of water-cooler politics. Or “Playground Politics“, as [...]

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