Guys. First and foremost, my apologies for being the slackest that I have ever been ever in my whole life ever. Its actually mostly because I have this new job where they actually monitor my internet usage and they keep me working late and I’m still fighting with fucking HomeChoice and BT to get broadband [...]

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a little while ago, oh i’d say on about 13th December 2004, i posted a picture of (former?) best dancer in the world and provider of many of the salami’s finest gallery links – harps. I see the pic isn’t there anymore, i don’t know why, possibly because he round-house kicked it to hell.
anyway, [...]

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It was an absolute peach in London yesterday. Sunny, hot…and if you were stuck anywhere other than out in London’s green spaces, unbearably sticky. Of course, Hyde Park really was the only place to be yesterday. And there were at least 85 000 other assorted characters who would definitely agree with me.
Headlining the Park festivities [...]

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In an effort to raise money for the underprivilged, cunning South African philanthropists (one can only assume) have planned a series of Unite of the Stars evenings that promises to top similar evenings that were held last year: this year, the line-up includes such prominent stars as Will Young, Banarama and Rene Olstead (whoever the [...]

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Apparently, this is how to greet a traffic cop in Italy. Well, if you’re Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, in any event. I don’t want to know what he does with his wife. Or maybe his wife is a traffic cop? Who knows. I don’t care.
I’m going to go and lock myself away with season 1 [...]

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Take a woman already generally despised by the British public, slap in a sex scandal and get local highbrow publication, The Sun, to write up the dish and you have all the makings of a truly smashing story. Like the latest one, revealing some raunchy shots of Heather McCartney, the peg-legged second wife (or soon-to-be [...]

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Everyone, meet Shiloh Pitt. Its only a matter of time before every man (and many women too) in the world becomes hopelessly infatuated with this little critter. For some, that time will come much sooner than others. Thankfully, such men are far more likely to lose their knobs before that time in freak “encounters” with [...]

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For those of you unlucky enough never to have been graced by my awesome hotness, the results of a recently (well, yesterday) conducted independent poll have found that I apparently resemble the sum of the above two variables. I’m still trying to decide if that means that I look like a fag, a Norwegian [...]

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in an attmept to start posting more, i’ve decided to start off by giving you something your boss ain’t gonna like. i’ve apparently destroyed an entire output of a certain company’s department just by sending it to one person.
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i’m not sure why, but it sort of reminds me of the funniest joke [...]

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It seem Britney has finally decided to get a deevorce from superstud K-Fed. Well, done Britney. Well done! Granted, she doesn’t actually score any points for marrying the douchebag in the first place. And she scores negative points for letting him knock her up…twice.
A source close to the singer, who is five-months pregnant said: “Britney [...]

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