“Hands up! You’re under arrest!”
I think its safe to say that I have serious issues with Joanna Krupa. Fuck, they’re pretty much medical issues. When I see her, my pants get so tight that all the blood to my legs gets cut off and I fall over on the spot. Unless I’m sitting down already [...]

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If you’re really desperate for poon today, check out this lovely little gallery of a rather average looking lass: Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s no Jessica Alba…but she’s no Roseanne Barr, either.
Sadly, she doesn’t kit off in any of the pics, but that’s fine with me. For now.
Man, I love those fucking Brazilians. They know how [...]

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I’m a bit of a sucker for comic book movies and have been familiar with the V for Vendetta series since the early nineties, without every really knowing what the fuck it was all about. Which was actually quite refreshing, seeing as I didn’t have any serious preconceived ideas prior to taking my seat at [...]

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I’m not quite sure what Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard think they’re doing in this nsfw Loaded photo spread, but fuck…I’m not complaining.
Basically, it seems they just like taking their clothes off and getting up close and personal with each other. Maybe the studio was very cold? There’s that whole theory of how to keep [...]

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C*nts like this asshole make me physically ill.
He is kinda hot, though. Beautiful eyes.
Mmmmm.

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The Banana Bar
“Suck and fuck…with a banana”, was how some dude tried to lure me into the notorious Banana Bar in Amsterdam’s relatively unknown Red Light District, an area I happened to stumble across purely by chance as I was wandering the streets and canals approximately 8km from my hotel.
I didn’t go in. Yet.
Right [...]

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Wow. Wow. If this were real, it would probably represent the most important development in cinema since Orgasm Welles’ Citizen Caned.
I would probably go blind in a day. Again.

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let me see if i can remember how to post something on this blog….
with the salami on a mission in amsterdam until sunday, i guess i should step up and deliver something to all of you.
tgif,
smg out.

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A lovely little find thanks to our man Harps. A bona fide slut machine. Funny, if anyone had to walk past my office right now they’d think that I was a one arm bandit, if you know what I mean.
Jeez, I crack me up.
Its safe for work (sadly), but still worth at least ten minutes [...]

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Metallica
I know its a few days overdue, but what with work and a lovely public holiday since the weekend, I just haven’t been able to find the time to post. Anyways…here are some thoughts on Saturday’s Coca Colab Massive Mix at Supersport Park in Centurion:
Assholes crap cocksucking fucking useless crackwhore bullshit toilet douche.
That’s pretty much [...]

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