Choice! Man, I love these things. I reckon its about time someone started hitting the South African papers. And then mailing me the clippings. And maybe organising me a cup of coffee and a doughnut. That would be very nice.
PS. I don’t know what the irritating arrows are for. I only noticed them once I’d [...]

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I realise I’m probably taking a poke about in Seth’s bag of tricks here, but this post is one I promised myself on Monday that I’d write. Granted, I was a good few Castle draughts, tequilas and Jaegermesiters to the wind, but a promise is a promise. Mostly.
We had arranged to grab some lunch and [...]

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Just to set the record straight: the hand that appears just above Jessica’s Alabalicious buns in the picture is not mine. It belongs to turbo moron Paul Walker, who I respectfully chose to cut out of the frame, because he’s a complete tool and he reckons he has a better chance of smashing Jessica than [...]

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I don’t know what a “Poth” is, but I think its disgusting. This woman and her disgraceful FHM spread are amongst the most repulsive sights I have ever witnessed (including the human roadkill I once had to swerve to avoid on the R21 in Kempton Park – no lies!). I feel sick to the stomach [...]

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Ok, so Osama Bin Laden’s niece is not the hottest tamale we’ve ever seen. Or a vindaloo (or whatever the hell they eat over there in Iraq), but not a particularly spicy one. You get the picture. In any event, Uncle Ossie’s gotta be proud of the fact that one of his family members is [...]

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Yip. It seems that pop rocker Gwen Stefani has decided to stop beating around the Bush (bwahahahaha), and apparently hid the domes when hubby Gavin Rossdale came a huntin’ recently. Now she is with child. Its magical.
Gwen Stefani confirmed reports of her pregnancy Wednesday night while onstage at her final U.S. tour stop in Ft. [...]

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Kirsten Dunst receives a lot of smacks, from a veritable plethora of sources, because of the way she looks: which is somewhere between a troll crossed with a hunchback crossed with a warthog crossed with a pretty average looking chick. She’s not my favourite, but as Harps and I agreed whilst labouring through the boring [...]

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Two girls expressing their love for each other by means of some pretty heavy graunching is one of the simplest, purest pleasures in life that a man can enjoy. That and getting a blowjob whilst braaing a 1kg steak and watching TriNations rugby with an ice cold beer. I guess I’m gonna have to wait [...]

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Hope you don’t eat too many mince pies and drink too much of the old Jesus Juice again, eh?
This is just too creepy.
(via Shabooty)

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Its been a while since I’ve written a little movie review (largely due to sheer laziness), so I decided to blabber a bit about Peter Jackson’s long anticipated remake of the classic King Kong (the movie has been in development for over 10 years). I considered doing a follow-up on the big-budget Doom, but didn’t [...]

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