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Entries from November 2005

Virgin Digital

November 30th, 2005 · Comments

Awesome! Check out this new ad for Virgin Digital. Don’t stress: its not a movie clip, its just an image. But its still pretty cool.
See how many represented artists you can identify. Some of them are quite clever. Apparently there are 75, but I reckon I’ve only been able to get the following so [...]

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Oprah loses it

November 30th, 2005 · Comments

It is my understanding that there should be something ambiguous about the billboard in picture. But for the life of me, I can’t work out what the fuck it is.
I wonder if that’s how Oprah manages to maintain her dynamite figure?
(pic courtesy of The WOW Report)

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The World Chess Beauty Contest

November 30th, 2005 · Comments

Yes, yes. Sometimes even chess players think that they’re beautiful as well. As if they didn’t have everything already: patience, intelligence, dedication, massive cocks (yes, even the ladies), rapier-sharp wit and fantastic hair.
And so a group of chess geeks (or, to use the correct collective noun, a “warren” of chess geeks, because Warren is [...]

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How do I love thee, Phoebe?

November 29th, 2005 · Comments

There’s just something about Phoebe…
Well, I was doing a bit of the old channel surf the other night, when I intercepted a VH1 special on teen sex movies. Great, I thought to myself! I love shows about sex! But that’s not really my point right now. Although it is an important point.
Anyways, the guest narrators [...]

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Salami – now barely legal

November 29th, 2005 · Comments

Yes, he’s now old enough to go to movies like Skin Deep and Sliver.
Let’s give the Salami a big hand (although he probably gave himself one last night, and this morning, and about 5 minutes ago if you know what i mean).
Happy Birthday big boy!
lots of love
smg
p.s. i’m not getting you anything.

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Clara Morgane

November 29th, 2005 · Comments

Shit! It suddenly occurred to me that we’ve gone almost five days without another nsfw calendar! Thankfully, I was able to track down (well, actually it was just over at GorillaMask) this lovely calendar of some belter called Clara Morgane.
Well, now you have something to smash up against your other bedroom wall. You know, the [...]

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The salami loves Fairplay

November 28th, 2005 · Comments

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I fucking love Jonny Fairplay! I suppose you could call it a sort of a “man-crush”, if you must. I’d rather you didn’t, but heck.
So I got in fairly late last night and planted myself on the couch to watch tv for an hour or [...]

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Pinkies Party 2005: Party at the Palms

November 28th, 2005 · Comments

Prime Circle rocked hard.
HooBOY! I still feel like crap this morning. Despite a gentle, relaxing Sunday afternoon of cards and pizza at the Jolly Roger. But damn, did I earn my headache!
The return of the infamous Pinkies Party (relocated to the enormous Westpoint apartment complex in Sandton) on Saturday was long overdue. And despite concerns [...]

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Don’t cry for me Zimbabwe

November 25th, 2005 · Comments

Apparently, Darwin was wrong. And I’m going to leave it at that.
Thanks, Simon.

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Vote for Napoleon

November 25th, 2005 · Comments

As far as I’m concerned, if you haven’t seen Napoleon Dynamite yet…you’re just a big retard. Seriously. The movie went ballistic in the US, but doesn’t seem to have caused a ripple in South Africa at all. Which is a serious pity. Because Napoleon Dynamite is undoubtedly one of the most original movies I have [...]

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