Check this out, you fucking slackers:
“Ad Age” estimates:
Work time spent reading and posting to blogs this year will consume 2.2% of U.S. labor force hours.
Work time spent at blogs unrelated to work will eat up 1.65% of labor force hours.
U.S. workers this year will waste the equivalent of 551,000 years (based [...]
Entries from October 2005
Food for thought
October 31st, 2005 · Comments
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Not sexy
October 31st, 2005 · Comments
So, whilst I was aimlessly clicking through the results of my Google search for “pictures of little girls“, I happened to stumble across this beauty. And when I say stumble, I mean figuratively (not because my pants were around my ankles, because they weren’t).
This Ruthie chick is not that pretty. If you look [...]
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Cumming: The Fragrance
October 31st, 2005 · Comments
Save us, dear Lord.
What do you get when you cross an award winning actor (Alan Cumming), an award winning perfumer (Christopher Brosius), and an award winning creative director (Jason Schell)…
A new look at the classic world of men’s fragrance: combining three distinct talents to bring you a scent that is all about Sex, [...]
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Jessica Alba likes porn
October 31st, 2005 · Comments
…which is yet another thing that she and I have in common. That and the fact that we both occasionally enjoy sex with women. Damn, she’s hot!
According to the National Enquirer (via Egotastic):
Male browsers at Hollywood’s Red Hot Video store did a disbelieving double-take, says a source, when sexy Fantastic Four hottie JESSICA ALBA sashayed [...]
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The Jaime Pressly Xperiment
October 29th, 2005 · Comments
Unlike that doos Jamie Kennedy, this shit is good. Thanks to Harps, we now have a spectacular zipped collection of around 10 or so naked (nsfw, obviously) Jaime Pressly shots.
She’s one tidy little bitch, let me tell you. Download the zip file and judge for yourself.
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Dear Salami…
October 28th, 2005 · Comments
Most of you probably don’t realise this, but I have a PhD in clinical psychology from Harvard. The problem with using this as a pick up line in bars is that chicks tend to ask you serious questions about their fucking issues, instead of following you home for what we psychologists refer to as [...]
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Big ‘uns
October 28th, 2005 · Comments
In the inspirational words of Harry in Dumb and Dumber, “would you check out the fun bags on that hose hound!”
Boy, do we mean it.
PS. Its nsfw.
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Paris has sex in an Acorn
October 28th, 2005 · Comments
Well, we can’t claim to be all that surprised can we? Paris continues to convince me that she has been sent from heaven to set a shining example for girls all around the world. I just can’t stop myself from falling deeper and deeper in love with her.
Word has it that Paris and [...]
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Mischa delisha
October 28th, 2005 · Comments
Aaaaah. A hearty sigh. GorillaMask have posted some delightful photos of Mischa Barton from the Fall/Winter FHM collection, and whilst they’re not dirty, smutty or even particularly revealing, she just looks really fucking good in them.
I thought we could all just take a moment to gaze upon her beauty – drink it in, let [...]
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“The 40 Year Old Virgin”
October 27th, 2005 · Comments
What a great movie! Its received a lot of good press on the ‘net, and I understand that The 40-Year-Old-Virgin did particularly well States-side, boosting the profile of writer/actor Steve Carrell into the comedy A-league. And with very good reason.
Most people will remember Carrell (although probably not by name) from his assfuck funny performance [...]
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