Man oh man, do I want in on this reality show! If my dignity was worth anything, I’d hock it for a one way plane ticket, a 3 pack of Lovers Plus and a bribe to get me into the cast of E!’s latest reality megashow, Kill Reality. Problem being is that the cast [...]

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Found this in our inbox. I laughed a bit.
Jeez, work’s busting my balls at the moment.

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Lesbians. Possibly the greatest invention since the wheel. If only I could keep a spare lesbian strapped down in my boot in case of emergencies.
Damn, lesbians make me emotional.
PS. nsfw

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Well, you can’t really see much of it in the picture (which you can click to enlarge, btw), but there’s definately a little glimmer of love flap peeking out from under Posh’s denim kortbroek. Which obviously means the filthy little tart isn’t wearing any knickers. That’s hot.
What I really appreciate about photos like the [...]

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Yes, I suppose I’m probably going to hell for this one, but everyone else is blogging it, and I really didn’t want to feel left out. Also, I thought it was pretty fucking funny.

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I just really like this picture.
I think it could be love.
If she’s really that thirsty, I’d gladly pour her a pint of the ol’ man shandy.

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…with cock gobblers that throw beer bottles off roof-tops of high buildings. especially when they hit my car.

the party sponsored by SL magazine and SAB was on a rooftop in the heart of joburg city. seriously cool venue and music. unfortunately the crowd control was a bit under done. there were rumours of guys throwing [...]

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The salami and Juan-Juandes Von Meublenhowzen. Vaal River. August 2005.
Shortly afterwards, JJ cheated on me with a girl known only as “cockgobbler“. For obvious reasons, I guess.
Pic courtesy of smg. That’s a keeper, my boy.

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I haven’t seen the MTV VMA show yet, and I’m not sure that I’ll actually get round to doing it, so I reckoned I’d just splash up a little crap about what apparently went down. And when I say “splash up”, I actually mean copy and paste. I’m too lazy to paraphrase.
More importantly, I [...]

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In a recent interview, Foo Fighter’s frontman (and ex Nirvana drummer), Dave Grohl, revealed his deep feelings for Christina Aguilera:
“I have met Christina Aguilera, but I didn’t fuck her. I wanted to, but she’s a little baby kid, so I couldn’t do that.”
Sigh. A true Hallmark moment. In fact, I think I feel a [...]

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