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Entries from July 2005

Oasis vs Green Day

July 28th, 2005 · Comments

Although anyone with a vaguely musical ear and some rock savvy will tell you that this is actually not as impressive or surprising as it seems, its still pretty cool.
Some idiot with too much time on his hands has spliced the music videos for Green Day’s recent No. 1 hit, Boulevard of Broken [...]

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Random hottie

July 28th, 2005 · Comments

I have no clue who this chick is, but she’s pretty fucking hot. And, to her credit, she gets naked. Which makes the link nsfw, if you happen to be checking this out from your prep school PC (if this applies to you….what time is the final bell? Need a ride home?).
Um. Anyways. I [...]

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Lindsay and Pam

July 28th, 2005 · Comments

I’m not going to pretend that I have any clue what’s going on here. Frankly, I don’t care: the pictures tell the story themselves. And I like what they’re telling me.
Whilst I can’t admit to being the biggest fan of Lindsay Lohan, I will always have a hard, um, soft [...]

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CoqRoq

July 27th, 2005 · Comments

Burger King have done it again with some kind of crazy site that, at first glance, has very little to do with burgers. i thought the music section with the video was pretty good.
From AdAge.com daily newsletter:
BURGER KING’S COQROQ.COM TRIGGERS CONTROVERSY
Some Sexual Double Entendres Removed From Site Overnight
CHICAGO (AdAge.com) — Even though it has suddenly [...]

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Mahir wants you!

July 27th, 2005 · Comments

Good Lord! This is too sad.
Much as I would love to give Mahir (Borat’s brother?) a hard time, I can’t possibly compete with his own efforts. Shit. Anyone wanna just give him a kiss and let him get on with his life?
Oy. Thanks to A Socialite’s Life for mildly depressing me.

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Livin’ la Vida loca

July 27th, 2005 · Comments

Do yourself a favour and check out the little Vida Guerra gallery over at Xposed. The woman is quite spectacular. Although I must admit to being a little disappointed by her face. She’s cute, but she’s definately not the hottest thing I’ve ever…”thought” about? Course, that’s not much of a problem seeing as I [...]

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Woo HOO…Sienna and Orlando!

July 27th, 2005 · Comments

Well, according to The Superficial, Jude Law’s recent (and apparent) “ex”, Sienna Miller, was caught cleaning out of the inside of supremely gay Lord of the Ring (ha ha), Orlando Bloom’s, mouth over the weekend…with her tongue! The two were at a Cartier sponspored polo event in Windsor.
“They spent ages cuddling, kissing and [...]

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Comics are great

July 27th, 2005 · Comments

Aaah, beautiful. Just what I needed this morning. Thank you for the mailbox surprise, smg. I look forward to crapping on your chest later.
There’s more where this came from over at Jay Pinkerton’s blog.

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Britney will spawn in September

July 26th, 2005 · Comments

So, come September, Britters will eventually succumb to the need to squeeze something out of her love funnel, and in doing so will bring the possible incarnation of Trash into existence. How wonderful for all of us.
Little sister Jamie-Lynn Spears is really excited about T-Day:
“I get to spend a lot of time with Britney. [...]

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Aussie update

July 25th, 2005 · Comments

Afternoon, losers. I’m currently in Cape Town attending to urgent, um, “family business”…and nailing some of Kenilworth Main Road’s finest…so I apologise for not updating the blog today. There’s something a little dirty about telling the world (and, let’s face it – you bastards are my world…sniff) about your perverse thoughts (today, they involve [...]

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