got a quick question:
i’m pretty sold on apple right now and i’m thinking very seriously about buying one. the next thing is do i go for an ibook or powerbook? i’ve read quite a few comments today, saying that for my kind of needs an ibook is definitely sufficient. i would upgrade [...]

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Sahara. Mmmm. What’s the best way to describe this movie? Try: 2 parts Indiana Jones, 1 part Tomb Raider, 1 part Jewel of the Nile…with a villainous twist of James Bond – shaken, not stirred.
That’s pretty much what this movie is. Based on a book by best-selling action novelist Clive Cussler, produced by leading [...]

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Sorry. Another Tom Cruise post, but I’ll keep it quick. Its actually “Everyone hates Tom”. And now psychiatrists around the world are jumping on the boat (which is getting to be extraordinarily large). Here’s the CNN scoop:
“It is irresponsible for Mr. Cruise to use his movie publicity tour to promote his own ideological views [...]

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Tis the fucking season, I guess. And now it seems that cutie Avril Lavigne is engaged to Deryck Whibley from punk (ahem) group, Sum 41. This bothers me, because I always thought that Whibley was the slightly less attractive, marginally older, and way stupider brother of the Jerry Maguire kid. Then again, Avril’s always struck [...]

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For those of you who’ve always dreamed of meeting occasional Splattermail contributer smg, this is what you’ve been missing out on (wait until the pic’s fully loaded).
He’s a real beaut. With an ugly car.

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Sorry. I passed out momentarily when all the blood in my body decided it was more fun…down there (if you know what I mean, and I know that you do). I woke up with my head on the keyboard.
Alessandra Ambrosio is amazing. As is her gallery over at GorillaMask.

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Yes, we’ve all had way too much of Tom Cruise lately. He’s become the biggest joke in Tinseltown since Jack Lemmon teabagged Marilyn Monroe at the Hollywood Bowl.
I couldn’t be arsed to comment on his stupidity and how much he irritates me anymore: but his recent outbursts directed at Today Show host Matt Lauer [...]

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I thought this was funny. You’ll have to click to enlarge, but the text’s still a little small, so put on your spectacles.
A lot of the signs are quite logical. I know, cos I tested them out on Oxford Road last night, and they seemed to work (and I’m pretty sure those ho’s [...]

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Now everyone can snuggle up against their very own pair of Wimbledon sexpot Maria Sharapova’s tits when going to sleep at night. All thanks to some crazy Japanese bastard who’s invented the Maria Sharapova boob pillow, and which he is now trying to flog on the internet.
I was initially going to write a scathing [...]

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