Jeez, I fucking well hope so.
Thanks to Mario for this, um, spectacular “shrine” to all things Hoff.
I felt that it was time someone stood up and dealt the final death blow to the Hoffamania (or Hoffsteria, if you will) that’s been sweeping the country of late. I’ve had enough. And there’s more [...]

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Now I don’t know if this is the same “Dance like a white guy” clip that Harps has tried to send to me about 200 times (you think I’m joking, but I’m not), but I thought I’d better post it just to shut him up.
Basically, its a bunch of black dudes taking the [...]

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Jessica Alba can really pull off any look she wants. She looks good in a skimpy little bikini, she looks good in a skin tight superhero suit, she looks good in a Nelson Mandela mask and one those stupid inflatable sumo suits. Shit, the only thing I can’t really comment on is how she [...]

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It seems that Full House’s annoying brat (or one half thereof) may actually not even be human. The photo of Mary-Kate Olsen (right) was taken after a heavy night of purging and intergallatic drink ‘n dialling (she kotched again the next day, before breakfast, when she realised how much the call had cost).
Thanks to [...]

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I took myself to the theatre yesterday to watch the much-hyped remake of the 1953 thriller of the same name, and sat down, popcorn and cock coke in hand, fully expecting a trashy slasher flick.
The movie is the latest offering from Dark Castle pictures, the love child of renowned directors/producers Robert Zemeckis (The [...]

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God, I love the paparazzi. Sneaking around in other people’s gardens, snapping dirty pictures of them doing the laundry, feeding the dogs, taking a crap. The daring bastard who snuck into wherever Posh and Becks were enjoying some quiet time did fucking well, though. Don’t think I’ve seen a photie of Victoria’s boobs before.
And they’re [...]

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I can strongly recommend Kangaroo Gangbang! It’ll change your perspective on life and sex.
The book’s not bad either.

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After tucking into bowlfuls of homemade lasagne and tubloads of 7-11 trifle, smg and I curled up together with some frosty Amstels to watch a DVD last night. The movie we had selected was A Mighty Wind…little did we know what was in store for us.
I found this online blurb (to set [...]

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Ho hum. Teri Hatcher naked? Fuck, I’d buy that for a dollar! She’s definitely the hottest “getting-on-in-years” beeatch on the telly at the moment (note to self: remember to tape Desperate Housewives tonight). She still looks pretty tight, and I know that most of us would love to give her a stiff one.
Word on [...]

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Hahahaha. You gotta love Conan O’Brien. Found a great article by the King of Late Night Television, in Newsweek nogal, entitled: “The Future of Television“. Its funny.
“TiVo, the digital recorder with a brain, will continue to evolve with alarming speed. Super-TiVos will arrange marriages between like-minded viewers and will persuade mismatched couples to throw [...]

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