Ha ha. I like moving pictures.
Sorry the top one isn’t bigger. Still, I can’t stop watching it.

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What a great link! The top 100 April Fools hoaxes of all time.
Number 1 is the Swiss Spaghetti Crop hoax of 1957. Love it.
In 1957 the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a [...]

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The bitch has finally done it. She’s ruined herself for good now.
The 23-year-old singer is three-months pregnant, according to sources close to the couple, and an official announcement confirming the happy news [was] expected to be released [last] weekend.
Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her [...]

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LOS ANGELES – Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., who became a legal superstar after helping clear O.J. Simpson during a sensational murder trial in which he uttered the famous quote “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit,” died Tuesday. He was 67.
Cochran died of a brain tumor at his home in Los Angeles, his family [...]

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The Japs are crazy. Personally, I think this is one of the most disgusting things imaginable, but hell…you decide.
Roach porno. Where the fuck do you find actresses so depraved that they’ll get off rolling around with a bunch of crunchy, twitching….god, I’m gonna puke…cockroaches? Actually, I’d live a much happier life if I never [...]

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Last night we experienced Scooter’s Pizza’s new topping – shredded steel.

Not sure if they even know about this new addition to the menu. It was a bit tough, and chewy. Not sure if it was difficult to swallow as it ended up in the trash before consumption.

Thanks guys, but in the future… please… no suprises… [...]

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Cool, if not a bit dated post on how to blog
26. dont be afraid to come across as an asswipe. own your asswipeness.
A good start for those of you thinking about getting into this shit.

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Sigh. What would 30 March be without Jaime Pressly naked? Quite a few things, I suppose. But I’m not one to speculate.
Here’s a gallery of some great kaalgat shots of Ms Hottie Pressly. Nothing like a little bit of gratuitous T ‘n A to take your mind of work. And responsibility.

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Yes. They’ve made it into a game. Of course, we’ve seen everything already, but its always a little bit saucier when its interactive. Like scratch ‘n sniff porno.
Sorry about the naff picture. Couldn’t be arsed to look for a hotter one. I’m still a bit fluey.

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Hi readers.
I’ve been feeling lonely lately, since my girlfriend dumped me for Kobus, the tow truck driver who gave us a ride home after my little Opel was trashed by a mob of angry East Rand bikers when I accidently knocked over their choppers (ha ha) as I was trying to drag my girl [...]

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