Just stumbled across a pretty cool site. Well, I think so anyways. Its MobilePC magazine’s top 100 gadgets of all time, and they do put together a pretty good compilation.
Of course, on any list such as this, there will always be some obvious items missing. Like Verimark’s [...]

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splattermail.org has been experiencing a few problems this morning. to make up for this terrible, terrible wastage of billable hours, the salami has agreed to give handjobs to anyone who wants. just leave your comment below and he’ll get back to you.
i know there’s rugby on and all and all, but why not have him [...]

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This video clip comes highly recommended if you:
1. have time to watch it
2. are not on dial-up
3. know what a blog is
4. breathe
(and no, its not not safe for work)

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After having received the “Britney accepts loads of dosh to pose for Playboy” pictures for the umpteenth time, I’ve decided that we should probably set the record straight:
Britney has not posed nude.
That’s not to say the classy, black-and-white photos of everyone’s favourite redneck trash whore are fake – because they aren’t – they just [...]

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Gadzoinks! Harps, you’re a man amongst men. And I don’t mean that in the bath-house sense. Its all quality! Love that about you!
Her name is Daniela, and she’s easily yet another candidate for the future Mrs O’Killarney. In fact, I may just go and consumate our relationship before lunch. I really, really hope that no-one [...]

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Despite being a big, stupid, “reformed” drug dealer, 50 Cent sure knows how to put a music video together.
The video for his single, Disco Inferno, is pretty dirty. And we like that. Loads of jiggling booty and some simulated lesbian action is exactly what’s missing from the majority of music videos on air today. [...]

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I’m undecided as to whether its a good thing or not, but I”ve found a rather sizeable gallery featuring stills from the upcoming Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. It looks cool.
Be warned, though: I happily scrolled to the bottom of the page and inadvertently read a serious plot spoiler, which [...]

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Girls like this one just make me want to cry. Literally. She’s so hot its just fucking depressing.
If you’re in the mood for a real tear-jerker (or a hot-sauce-jerker), check out her gallery. Either way, a box of Kleenex is advisable.
I didn’t need this at the end of a long day. Sniff.

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this was a test, but i thought it was actually worth putting up. love that about Seinfeld.
[Setting: Monk's Coffee shop]
(Jerry and Kramer are sitting opposite Elaine at a booth, eating lunch)
JERRY: (To Elaine) Let me ask you a question.
ELAINE: Mm-hm.
JERRY: You’re a hostage, captured by terrorists-
ELAINE: (Smiling, chewing) Who, me?
JERRY: You, anybody – whatever. You’re [...]

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