Aaaah. The J&B Met. One of the greatest events on the South African social calender went off beautifully (as it never fails to do) on Saturday, 29 January 2005, and I was fortunate enough to be there, thanks to a fantastic last-minute budget flight from 1Time and to the enthusiasm of my friends in Cape [...]

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Thanks, Harps. Love that Ron Jeremy.

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Wish I had a few of these this morning. Just had the craziest weekend in Cape Town (down for the J & B Met – keep watching for the highlights package), and I’m feeling borderline suicidal right now. Sucks to be at work. I’m sure I’ll feel better as the day progresses.

Also, my [...]

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Here are Brad and Jen singing “My Boo” – just click on the pic.

I had my reservations about posting this, ‘cos its pretty shite and rather puerile at times…but then I remembered that Splattermail is too. Besides, I know that most of you have seriously underdeveloped senses of humour, and that its quite possible that [...]

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got this from BoingBoing.
It offers really helpful advice for example: “An effective way to defend oneself with a Hooked stick when attacked by a man armed with an ordinary straight stick.“
Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions (Part2) is a priceless peice [...]

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my list:
1. Discharge2. Lick3. Panty4. Panties5. Dank6. Vagina7. Anus8. Rim9. Crust10. Vulva11. Ejaculate12. Soggy
Enough already!!![Update: 13. Moist] thanks to the salami for reminding me.

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“OCALA, Fla. — Two boys, ages 9 and 10, were charged with felonies and taken away from school in handcuffs, accused of making violent drawings of stick figures.

The boys were arrested Monday on charges of making a written threat to kill or harm another person, a second-degree felony.

The special education students used pencil and red [...]

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How sad for us. Acting on a tip-off from a supposedly reliable source, Paolo Koala and I paid a little visit to the Melrose Arch Hotel last night in a (rather) desperate bid to find Paris and Nicky Hilton, who were apparently in Jo’burg to participate in a Guess launch that was held at [...]

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Just a quick invitation to all of you who live in JHB to our twice weekly game of ultimate frisbee. yes yes, i know what you’re thinking, but its actually the fastest growing sport in Canada (’ey?) and contains more fun and excercise in one game than a night in Paris (if you know what [...]

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In a rather embarassing, yet cruel twist, a few of the little loving messages, notes and cards that Paris wrote to me during our whirlwind week-long romance in Fiji (summer 2003) have found their way into the public eye. I’ve already received numerous calls from The Sun, People Magazine and Huis Genoot, all trying to [...]

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