Who knew!? And it seems that our friend at AquilaOnline has been buying stock. Cool, dude. Thanks! Didn’t even know that we were listed, had authorised (let alone issued) share capital, or had engaged in any IPO’s. And Splattermail’s share value is growing!!! YEE-HA!!
You TOO can own shares in Splattermail (apparently). Don’t know how it [...]

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What a lovely looking family. Even Nicky’s not such a bad seed. I wonder if Mr Hilton realises that most of the friends and relatives who will receive this Christmas card have probably got off watching his oldest daughter sucking some degenerate’s cock? HOO-HA!! Now THERE’S a Christmas thought for you!!

I’m NEVER having [...]

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Some weird Cornell arts dude came up with a project to get other dorm students to write their Christmas letters to Christopher Walken (…okay?). Imagine finding Christopher Walken chilling on your sofa eating mince pies and drinking a beer? I would shit myself instantly. Still, an interesting idea. And there are some interesting letters. Check [...]

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Thanks, Toadie. I had a good laugh at this one.

Now, if you don’t mind, I am going to go and die of tuberculosis. Well, I feel that way. Work sucks.
(Sorry if its a bit small. Deal with it – I did. And I’m talking about the newspaper clipping, FYI)

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“The classic puzzle about whether an infinite number of monkeys typing for an infinite period of time would type a Shakespeare play has been answered in the affirmative.
Researchers at the Raleigh Institute near Manchester, England, announced that the monkeys in their lab produced a perfect version of “Romeo and Juliet.”
“We’ve been holding our breath for [...]

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“For sticking to his guns (literally and figuratively), for reshaping the rules of politics to fit his ten-gallon-hat leadership style and for persuading a majority of voters that he deserved to be in the White House for another four years, George W. Bush is TIME’s 2004 Person of the Year” More

Yes. Again. What the fuck!!?? [...]

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before i post the link to a site i just found i’d like to state categorically that i came across it by accident, honestly. it was a related link on alexa.com.So according to alexa, “people who visit this site also visit TLC Tugger“.
that’s all i have to say.

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This is quite a poll + results (from 4013 votes):
If you had to choose, what would you do?1. Give a horse a blowjob and swallow the hot load. (19.9 %)2. Let a girl stick over a dozen baby eels in your ass. (49.1 %)3. Let a japanese woman throw up in your mouth and eat [...]

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after reading our friends’ post a few weeks back about their new ultra stylish stretched merc, i thought we better show our car. it’s always important to keep up with the joneses. unfortunately there are no flames up the bonnet (we couldn’t afford the artist).
and in the back there’s a bit of room for a [...]

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Got this link from boing boing today, although i saw it a few weeks back on Josh Rubin’s Cool Hunting.

Carved from one piece of wood, this guitar is bound to get the women going whilst playing kumbyya (sp?) around the camp fire.
I tried to find a screen capture of the “No Stairway to heaven” sign [...]

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